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Recently, our washing machine broke down — a minor domestic setback, but one that demanded immediate attention. So, I went to a large electronics store — the kind that sells everything from toasters to 90-inch TVs. It says something about our economy, but that’s not the point here.
The salesman appeared promptly — well-trained, eager — and began my guided tour through what I can only describe as the washing machine district. After a few minutes of polite nodding, I narrowed my choices down to two models — both of suitable capacity, both from brands I trusted.
One, however, was about 20% more expensive.
“That one has AI,” the salesman said, tapping the sticker as if revealing a divine truth.
Not being entirely naïve about AI, I was both suspicious and curious about this supposedly groundbreaking feature I’d somehow missed.
“What exactly does the AI do?” I asked.
He brightened. “Sir, it checks the weight of your clothes…” — I nodded — “then it analyzes how dirty they are, and decides how much detergent is needed.”
I paused. “Wait a minute. It checks how dirty the clothes are?”
He nodded earnestly. “Yes, sir. It has sensors.”
I couldn’t help picturing a boardroom of tiny robots inside the drum, holding a meeting:
“Gentlemen, we have a stubborn curry stain on the sleeve — increase detergent by 7%.”
AI and sensors have become the modern salesperson’s magic words — covering any gap between imagination and reality.
I asked to see the brochure. Unsurprisingly, there was no mention of this revolutionary dirt-detection technology. The salesman quickly added, “Not everything is written in the brochure, sir,” and suggested I check the online specifications.
I didn’t.
Instead, I chose the simpler model — the one without AI, without self-awareness, and without ambitions to optimize my laundry experience.
On the way home, I thought about how easily the word AI now slips into every sales pitch — as if intelligence, artificial or otherwise, can be sprinkled on anything to make it desirable.
Maybe the real test isn’t whether machines can think — but whether we still can, before we swipe our cards.
Thank you for taking a moment to read my reflection today. If this piece brought a smile or a thought worth keeping, I hope you’ll return for more.
Until next time — think gently, live simply, and keep your mind switched on. ✨
We recently bought a new washer and dryer and, like you, went for the basic version. We had our old Maytag washing machine for thirty years but I bet the new model will last barely a tenth of that.
ReplyDeleteoh hilarious I could picture the robots in the meeting haha
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